A Bloody Coup Has Occurred In The Raging RINOs!

"HEAR YE! HEAR YE! After over a year of service creating, leading and growing the Raging RINOs, The Commissar of The Politburo Diktat, was overthrown last night in a bloody coup that left several scratches and non lethal wounds."

"Sit back as I, the RINO Community Crier, tell ye the tale of the events that have transpired in the past 24 hours. Surely though these plans have been in the making for quite longer than a full day. It is not without preparation that such a coup could occur."

"It all began in the dark of night as a cool breeze blew. The people were settling down for the week and going about their normal cherished activity of trading tales. All was as it had been. As they shared their stories around the bonfire and both laughed and showed disgust, there came from the west a rumble that grew louder. The sound of thunderous hooves crossed the plains from the hills. The thunderous noise came closer and closer in the cool night as the people ran for cover. Horses and riders came over the green rolling hills and into view. As they drew close their identities became clear. It was Digger and the Knights of the Realm!"

"Digger came down the hill at a full gallop holding a white banner with a bulbous nosed, purple shirted being on it. Waving the banner wide he called out to The Commissar."

"'Where art thou builder of communities? Come face your destiny!' There was silence. He repeated his calls. Several minutes later there was a slight rustling noise. Digger looked back and forth as shadows danced across the walls of the huts. A red clad figure approached with a funny hat upon his head and a glint of steel in his eyes. As The Commissar approached lacing up his breeches he gave a knowing nod to the mounted banner waver."

"'It is time then,' The Commissar said 'I have prepared for this day'".

"Digger stood in the stirrups and threw his leg over the horse to dismount in the most ungracious manner ever witnessed. I watched from a distance as he managed to cut himself several times on a sharp thorn in the reins. He stumbled forward towards the Red."

"'Yes, it is time, I have worked my limited magic and pulled together all the resources needed for the task at hand.'"

"'You need a bandage for that?' The Commissar said pointing towards the blood flowing freely from a wound on Digger's hand."

"'I'll manage. Let us get this thing over with already, I am stressing my limited writing skills in putting together this announcement.'"

"I'll spare you the rest of the irrelevant banter that occurred for over five hours as the two came to an agreement that avoided any further bloodshed. I shall now fade away for the next year. When I return, a new leader will come forth to lead this fearsome group."

"Until then, let it be known to all from this day forward that Digger of Diggers Realm has taken over the Raging RINOs!"